Silly Sayings

I decided I want a running list, so I can find all the funny in one place... so here goes:

Xie: It's a scientific fact that the smell of blood is intoxicating.
Me: Hmm, gonna have to disagree with you on that one.
Xie: No, it's really true and I am lucky I have such a good sense of smell.
Me: Yeah, ... not a scientific fact buddy. Personal opinion perhaps.
Xie: Well, I don't really buy into all those "facts" anyway, I like to rely on expierence and intuition.
Me: LOL, ah yes good 'ol intuition about blood.
(2012)

Jo: How old are you?
Me: Almost a thousand.
Jo: No, that is impossible. How old are you really cuz you have white hair and usually that means you are like really, really old.
(2012)







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